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khoob miṭhai baṭi

Shaadi hui, khoob miṭhai baṭi
pahala bachcha hua, khoob miṭhai baṭi
doosara bachcha hua, miṭhai baṭi
5 saal baad, bachchon ka admission karavane gaye,
fees 2 lakh + donation 1. 5 lakh

Adami ghar aa kar khoob roya to..
Biwi boli : janu meri faṭi thi to khoob miṭhai baṭi,
khud ki faṭi to rona aa gaya!!

      
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Ankho ke operation ke baad

हिंदी में पढ़िए
Kanjoos laḍake ne ankho ke operation ke baad fees se bachane ke liye kaha....
"doctor kuchh dikhayi nahin de raha"
Doctor ne nurse ke kapde utare
Doctor- "ab ??"
Laḍaka - "nahin.... Abhi bhi nahin dikh raha😳😳 "

Doctor ne usake kaan ke niche do thappaḍ bajaye 👋 aur bola
"dikh nahin raha bhonsaḍi ke to tera khada kaise hai ?????

      
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Tumhaari ability kya hain

हिंदी में पढ़ें
Double Meaning Jokes
Boss tumhaari ability kya hain...? 
Mahila: Young hoon, dynamic hoon, sincere hoon,... Honest, hardworking, qualified, aur experienced bhi hoon, aur to aur.., deserving hoon, typing janati hoon, computer mein bhi expert hoon, thoda accounts
bhi jaanati hoon..!!!
Boss: aur kuch...,

Mahila : single hoon, aur sabse jaruri baat ke apane
flat men akeli rahati hoon... Aur Copper-T laga rakha hai
Boss : bas kar pagali, ab kya joining ke din
hi promotion legi...!!


      
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kitni kaali hai

हिंदी में पढ़ें
Ek baar ek kaali ladki bus sṭop par khadi thi.
Usse dekh kar paas khada ladka bola
"kitni kaali hai".
Ladki gusse mein : issme tere baap ka kya jataa hai!!

Ladka : Mere baap ka gaya hota to itni kaali nahin hoti.

      
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कितनी काली है

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एक बार एक काली लड़की बस स्टॉप पर खड़ी थी.
उसे देख कर पास खड़ा लड़का बोला:
"कितनी काली है".
लड़की गुस्से में : इसमें तेरे बाप का क्या जाता है!!

लड़का : मेरे बाप का गया होता तो इतनी काली नहीं होती.

      
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Ijaazat hai

हिंदी में पढ़ें
Shaadi ki paheli raat shauhar apni biwi se bola - begam ijaazat hai Biwi - ji ijaazat hai Shauhar ne subah tak kar-kar ke bura haal kar diya, itna kiya ke biwi bimaar ho gayi...
Shauhar usse sasuraal chhodne gaya,
Waapas aane laga to apne saas sasur se bola - achcha ji ijaazat hai...
Biwi chillayi - abbu ijaajat na dena
      
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Bahut kaali mahila

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Ek bahut kaali mahila apane do bachchon ke saath
jaa rahi thi. Usse dekh kar santaa ne usase pochaa, "kya ye donon judwaa hain?"
Mahila: nahin ek saal ka antar hai.

Santaa yakeen nahin hota ki koi aapaki do baar bhi le sakata hai.
      
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